Monday, February 18, 2008

College Life 101

*arrrr!! ... yup that was how i was on that day...*

HAHAHA!

Hey everyone! well.. yup yup... college life is just exactly like school... with extra food!

=D

haha

but on this one particular day... it ain't common...

The Day Started for me just like every other day....

for me... it started with 4 hours...

*click click click click*

4 hours in the boring IT LAB...


Well the only thought that came to my mind was...
*Ben's thoughts* oh well... yawn......

hmmm.. i guess that's about it...hahaha..

Continuing on with todays story....

Ben : *in a really weird tone* today on college life 101…

We will be studying a chapter on

BOMB THREAT..

*students armed with their cameras*

Yes yes… I’m not kidding everyone… there was a bomb threat…

But as usual…

we’re in Malaysia.. and it’s a political hoax…

I was at math class… with our “wonderful” math lecturer went…

Ms Jas: the sum of this will equal this and this should differentiate this to obtain and with this to minus with alpha to get this ….

And the crowd went… *Yawn*….

-_-

It was a really boring day and I was kinda sleepy…

Ps: the term “kinda sleepy” means already asleep….

Hahahaha

Anyway…. Lets not run off the topic…

Yes yes… bomb threat…*screams*

Ben : *hears a weird sound* miss… I think there’s something going wrong…

Ms jas : *ignores ben*

After 3 minutes…

Ben : ms… I’m being serious here… not drunk nor high… somethings wrong….

*kai huoa (the class lazy guy) slums outside and slums back in slowly*

Kai Huoa : miss… arr.. the skul is empty la….ade alam la

Ms jas : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Class : *takes our sweet time walking down*

*fat policeman*

At the bottom…

The man with the megaphone : Why are you walking! Your life is in danger!

(The whole class laughed)

Our lecturer ms jas was lectured by our Head-of-department (HOD)

HOD : why did u tell the students to bring their bags!!!

Ms jas : look at it this way.. if there was a bomb explosion.. we would be able to save your time to identify the bodies…!!!!

0_0

Hahahahaha

Anyway… it was a fake… the whole day…..

Just a total turn off…

But look at the bright side!!

QUIZ WAS CANCELLED!!!

MUAHAHAHHA

Take Care Guys!

-BeN-


*malaysian police should seriously get fit... not fat...hahahaha*


*police officer holding a gun with a packet of chipsmore hidden in his jacket!*
*The Crowd Gathered as the police did the same... so much for a bomb threat*
*police after the mamak stall... i'm serious..*

*Firemen joined in for the movies! one smiling there*

*HuH!?! Wait a second!? police force with no bomb suit or devices... only armed with a stick with an attached clipper in front.. *

2 comments:

§oŁЇtǺ®ÿ ®o§ě said...

oh yea...i heard from yh there was a bomb threat in ur coll...so fun hor? why oni exciting things happen in ur coll? all we get is.....ntg....=.=

Benjamin .T said...

come on!! its not too late to join us!! muahahahahh!!